Patrick Bateman
I'm a Billionaire
ABOUT
My name is Patrick Bateman. I amtwenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse.
UI/UX Designer & Web DeveloperThere is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, hut there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory
Brithday : 1st Jan 2004
Website: www.huh.com
Phone: +91 (769)69-42069
City: Guwahati, Assam, India
Age : 26
Degree: Master
Email: bateman.dork@gmail.com
Freelance: Available
In 1987 Huey released this, Fore!, their most
accomplished album. I think I heir undisputed masterpiece is
"HiP To Be Square," a song so catchy that most people probably
don't listen to the lyrics. But they should because it's not
just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of
trends. It's al~ a personal statement about the band itself.
RESUME
My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better
world for anyone. I fact I want my pain to be inflicted on
others. I want no escape.
Education
Master of Fine Arts2015 - 2016Rochester Institute of Technology, NYI am Bateman and i know everythingBachelor of Fine Arts2010 - 2014Rochester Institute of Technology, NYI know how to read and write.
Professional Experience
SENIOR GRAPHIC DESIGN SPECIALIST
2019 - Present
New York, USA
Lead design engineer in Microsoft, I am great and I know it because I do, know it.
While at microsoft I did stuff that was previously considered to be impossible
I am truly a genius and therefore I should be handeled with great pair.
PORTFOLIO
Hi, this is Paul. I've been called away to London
for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back.
Hasta la vista, baby. AllAppCardWeb
SERVICES
Bateman knots a silk scarf around Christie's neck - rather
menacingly - then helps her into some suede gloves.
Lorem Ipsum
"In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s about
monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting.
Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything
I've heard in rock.
Guisd Bhajhs
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
Uidid Ghak
What a dork!
Obermaan pheonix
You can always he thinner. Look...better.
xenoshat Kompbremaan
Jean? Sorbet?
carlos Sendos
This confession has meant nothing.
TESTIMONIALS
Saul GoodmanCEO @ ABCDid you know GENERAL RADAHN learn astonomy just to live with his horse forever!!Jeena KarlisCEO @ ABCDid you know KRATOS has two wives !!Matt BrandonCEO @ ABCDid you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie,
was named Lassie? Had you heard this?!!
CONTACT
Location
Guwahati, Assam, India
Email
bateman.dork@gmail.com
Call
+91 (769)69-42069
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